Bible Of None Of The Above
Oh, how I’ve missed you Tumblr.

I’m gonna be needing you a lot soon, regardless.

Do not take me for some conjurer of cheap tricks! I don’t give a Fawkes about your Order of Phoenix!!
Gandalf to Dumbledore

Also, it’s 10:31 A.M and I really want Burger King. Must. Resist. Temptation.

Summer time.

I can’t wait for summer to be here. Everything will be great then. 
Everything.

Senior Year: Part II

So, tomorrow second semester starts. I’m gonna be a bitchy teenager and wine and moan about how I don’t wanna go, and that I want to skip all the bullshit that IS Gchs and go straight to what I’m sure is pretty dramatic (hopefully not, after all you’re fucking college students) Gccc. I want to move to the next step. College. Full time job, hopefully. I think I’m a good candidate for full time when Summer comes.. 
I’ve got the girl. Things are going great. She’s keeping me sane enough to deal with everyone. I’m so tired of these stupid, immature people, and now I know how all the seniors before me felt. Sure we all went through the same drama and stuff,but… my god… I wanna freaking hurt someone because of it all. I swear, if I get stressed out from anyone this semester, I’ma smack a bitch. I’m tired of it. I just wanna be with my girlfriend and stuff like a freaking crazy person <33 rawr. Second semester, here I come.<3 

Plan Time?

Wake up. Text my girlfriend, make sure she’s doing okay. Then, ride with my psychotic mother, my tired and battered father, and my dads at the end of his rope but still clinging on for dear life friend, who is most certainly a badass for two hours until we get to my grandmothers. Stay there, text my girlfriend, make sure she’s still doing okay, hang with the family, go eat, drive back home, get home, sit in my room playing Red Dead Redemption and texting my wonderful girlfriend, hoping to everything almighty that she’s better by then and feeling grand. Then stay up til midnight, hopefully text my girlfriend then, wishing her a happy new year, go to bed. And yeah. 

Need to talk to her about some stuff too. <33  
Main point of this post:
My girlfriend is feeling ill and I hope she feels better.<33
Not trying to be a braggart or make ya’ll feel bad, but…

This is me now. Deal with it, please. I deal with everyone else’s shenanigans, you can handle mine for a single post. 

Come on Dorothy; back to Kansas we go..

Come on Dorothy; back to Kansas we go..

(Insert Jaws Theme Here)

So, i had this dream where myself, my parents, and a few others I knew where in a small, parkish/forest-y area setting, and we were all just hanging out n stuff, and there were some large water puddles in the grass and at one point I heard the Jaws theme and suddenly out of one of the puddles, a SUPERFUCKINGHUGEASS shark sticks it’s head out and tries nom nom nomming on stuff, but it didn’t work. I was like, “Whoa, that’s cool and fucking scary as shit!” At the same time.

Reverend King is correct.
Anonymous

Am I good or what? Mwahahaha. loljk. If you had skype, we could have hardcore, in depth awesomeness talks. :3 Otherwise, idk. lol xD
Facebook works, or, something. lol. 

Ops, found you. Made a new blog man

I know i got this awhile back, but never knew where it was :D lol HI :3